Monkeys Killing Monkeys…

At times my mind will go ‘walk about’ as I’m trying to settle problems in my head. It’s not that I give it permission to start pulling random things out of nowhere. It just seems that this is what happens. It’s as if while trying to solve a problem the parts of my mind that are not directly involved are trying to solve the problem too but their contribution is, or can be, a little off the beaten path.

I have my private hunches why this is, but I wonder if other people get the same kind of thing going on in their head when they’re trying to solve a problem which seems hard or difficult?

Tonight, for some reason which is probably not mysterious to the keen observer I thought of this video. Clearly I also thought to share.

“Right In Two”

Angels on the sideline,
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they’re all confused.

Don’t these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys,
Where there’s one you’re bound to divide it.
Right in two.

Angels on the sideline,
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason.
And this is what they choose.
And this is what they choose…

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs,
They forge a blade,
And where there’s one
they’re bound to divide it,
Right in two.
Right in two.

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey.
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs.
They make a club.
And beat their brother, down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.

Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven conscious of his fleeting time here.

Cut and divide it all right in two [x4]

Fight over the clouds, over wind, over sky
Fight over life, over blood, over prayer,
overhead and light
Fight over love, over sun,
over another, Fight for each other,
for the ones who are rising.

Angels on the sideline again.
Benched along with patience and reason.
Angels on the sideline again
Wondering when this tug of war will end.

Cut and divide it all right in two [x3]
RIGHT IN TWO!

Right in two…

First I do a lookup()

Then I can use that as an index to compare the computed value against previous values to find the ….

The garage door needs lubricated again and I need to buy light bulbs to replace the burned out bulbs upstairs …

I can’t do this right unless I use two tabs …

I forgot to get cheese on the way home …

I’m hungry for a sandwich…

Wait, I only want to highlight this value if column E is negative ….

I wonder what the weather is going to be like on Sunday …

I’m never going to get this tool done tonight, might as well get a drink … that tastes good …

Wait, how did I do that when I was in London? Do I still have my notebook?

What’s my Hulu password?

Damn, I’m using the wrong index return value …

Okay, break over, back to work …

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