Post Election Results

If you said you were going to move out of the US if Obama won, perhaps to Australia. I’ve got news for you: It seems that the only western countries that are as uptight and anal about religion as America are Muslim or Jewish. Wait, can we call them western? Okay, there are no western countries as anal about religion as the USA.  The rest of the western world is liberal, equality supporting, and quite a bit more socialist in nature. America is the only place that tolerates your religious bigotry. So, since I’m camera shy I thought I’d let Julia Gillard – the prime minister of Australia – express a sentiment for the occasion.

Honesty – the best policy!

 

Do you need help with that plane ticket? Maybe some help with getting a passport?

Let me know. I’d love to be able to help you leave because you clearly are not grown up enough for politics.

 

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  1. I’m happy to be an Australian living in Brazil….. We have Gillard in Oz and now President Dilma (another Atheist) in Brazil.

  2. Dude, that’s awesome to know. Hey… people might start following you around – you seem to be having an affect. Maybe you could visit the states for a while?

    • Mate, i’ve been there a few times, both coasts. Even drove a van from Miami up to Washington DC… Loved it! Savannah is a gem of a place. Rational Americans (like yourself) are amongst the best people on the planet. It’s the irrational bible thumpers that are a worry. 🙂

      • Well, that sucks… I was hoping atheist leaders popped up where ever you went… damn!

    • J_Agathokles
    • November 13th, 2012

    It’s really funny to hear these politicians say (or more correctly; *read* about them saying that) they’ll move to Canada or something, and neglecting to think of the fact that Canadians already have gay marriage, abortion rights, universal healthcare, and what not… 😛

    • Yes, stupid does walk and talk and apparently a lot of it in the USA is of voting age! sigh

    • Joe ‘Blondie’ Manco
    • November 13th, 2012

    Nooo, don’t send them here.

    • Don’t worry. We’ll relieve them of weapons, personal grooming implements, liquids in volumes more than 4 ounces, and their dignity before they get on the plane. They won’t even have any peanut butter when they arrive and will be completely at the mercy of the immigrations services and should probably fare well in a compound in the outback somewhere. Just don’t offer them food stamps or fuel vouchers or anything like free medicine, and you should be fine.

        • Joe ‘Blondie’ Manco
        • November 13th, 2012

        Haha, as long as they arrive on an unauthorised vessel, our system will take care of the rest when they arrive. Mandatory detention is a speciality of ours.

          • Joe ‘Blondie’ Manco
          • November 13th, 2012

          You can tell them they’re going to Christmas Island, they’ll like the sound of that.

          • Hmmm mandatory ‘vacation’ on Christmas Island…. I wonder what I can sell bundle trips for?

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