See This Dog?
See this dog? Look closer. Concentrate. This dog has a special talent. No, really he does. Keep looking.
Do you give up yet?
No, go look for a moment more, I know you can figure it out.
This dog is gay? No. But he doesn’t give a fuck if you are.
This dog is atheist? Probably, but he doesn’t give a fuck if you are.
This dog is a feminist? Probably not, but he doesn’t give a fuck if you are.
This dog is racist? Well, he’s not into squirrel tea parties, but he doesn’t care if you are.
This dog believes in god? Definitely not, there is no heaven for dogs.
This dog is a dog. He doesn’t care what you believe as long as you believe in feeding him twice a day and taking him for walks. This is the most equalist character on the planet. He doesn’t care what color you are, what race you are, what you believe, what you don’t believe, what you wear, who you marry, how you like sex… he just doesn’t care. All he wants is your friendship. The rest of your problems are yours.
I wish everyone on the planet could be more like my dog. It would be a better place. My dog is better than almost all Abrahamic monotheists. He can’t even write and he has more morals than Christians.
See this dog? He’s better than the pope.